what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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