just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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