what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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