You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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