He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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