No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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