I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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