the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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