They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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