Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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