Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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