Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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