Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
