Texts From Last Night

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  (404): View more from Georgia

  Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.

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  (404): Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon. http://tfl.nu/d58s
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  (480): View more from Arizona

  It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...

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  (480): It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless... http://tfl.nu/qugn
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  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night

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  (+44): oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night http://tfl.nu/5l2j
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  (518): View more from New York

  She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.

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  (518): She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands. http://tfl.nu/nkts
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  (301): View more from Maryland

  he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.

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  (301): he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again. http://tfl.nu/vkbm
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  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets

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  (+44): drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets http://tfl.nu/vhzs
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  (440): View more from Ohio

  she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even

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  (440): she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even http://tfl.nu/5199
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  (859): View more from Kentucky

  he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club

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  (859): he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club http://tfl.nu/kd8o
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  (440): View more from Ohio

  He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.

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  (440): He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face. http://tfl.nu/bq6r
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  (281): View more from Texas

  She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...

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  ...

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  Exactly.

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  (281): She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick... (832): ... (281): Exactly. http://tfl.nu/w9ox
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  (506): View more from New Brunswick

  The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker

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  (506): The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker http://tfl.nu/zneu
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  (919): View more from North Carolina

  We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied

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  (919): We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied http://tfl.nu/gjsm
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  (361): View more from Texas

  His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night

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  (361): His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night http://tfl.nu/4mza
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.

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  (330): I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won. http://tfl.nu/41ux
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  (416): View more from Toronto

  He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him

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  (416): He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him http://tfl.nu/68na
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