How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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