You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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