Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going