worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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