White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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