my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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