he thought i was a dude.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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