If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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