I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
In America we eat man semen.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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