Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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