But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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