if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
Randomize
