addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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