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(513): View more from Ohio

Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives

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(901): View more from Tennessee

i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."

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(410): View more from Maryland

We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.

(1-410): View more from Maryland

I hope you meant gum...

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(310): View more from California

My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.

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(909): View more from California

I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing

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(908): View more from New Jersey

he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward

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(218): View more from Minnesota

my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail

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