I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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