what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I have fence marks all over my body
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.