he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?