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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US

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  It's the American dream

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in

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  Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)

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• (845): View more from New York

  Stop trying to talk to my friends!!

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  then get some ugly ones...

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• (850): View more from Florida

  You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...

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  Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!

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• (516): View more from New York

  New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.

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