i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
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This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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