So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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