i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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