She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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