He is an equal opportunity slut.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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