I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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