hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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