I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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