Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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