when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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