She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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