even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Randomize