Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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