everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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