this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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