that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
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