Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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