just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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