So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
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I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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