Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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