dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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