If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I supernannyed him into submission
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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