just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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