Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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