she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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