living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just invented taco cereal.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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