she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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