can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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