So drunk its hurt
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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