I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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