She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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