when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Fuck appropriateness.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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